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Is a sweaty townie/mosher wanna be. He BONES his technition in return for extra file space. He is aslo a jay sean wanna be but his hair went terribly wrong. He listens to marilyn manson and slipnot and other shit, yet he says he's a 'G' as he totally deeply penatrates EMINEM. He is a disgarce to stan... He wears a fake burbery cap, which he found on bev road... his favorite quote is 'MATE!'. he also wears reebok classics, which he coloured in coz he wont aloud in his diner with white trainers. He reckons he's got a petrol scooter which he bought for £400 but infact, he rides a pink bycicle which he obviously stole as is has no rubber in the tyres ans its waay to small for him, its also still got the lock on it... He contsantly wears a FAKE SCHOTT jaket which he nicked from JD. He roams around with his 'crew' which consists of Abrar, tauseef, bill, jonny and bob. He is about 6 years older then them all but he likes the attention. He plays the guitar, but he plays theme tunes to EMINEM. He plays all the manly sports you would expect a 15 year old to play, yeh right, he plays: badminton, tennis, qrouqete table, tennis, not forgetting hes the leader of his chess club. He goes around at night mugging old grannies, but he still comes back with nothing more than a bust-lip and a black eye. His face looks like a second-hand datboard, and he has a fake tan. Finally I have heard rumours that he is gay with Tariq.
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Absolutely wonderful product! I bought this shirt for my son and he gagged with joy! Mariah Careystmas everyone!
I love it I bought me and my family some
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Proofread much? She might seem "quite"? Please fix the spelling to "quiet". Can't believe I was considering this purchase...
Damonism T-shirt :+) I found this by accident while surfing through your site. I love this shirt. I bought one and wear it when I feel frisky.
Another hit!
Great shirt, great service. A big thumbs up👍🏻
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
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hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
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