Ultra-Whinese
A very white Chinese person (specifically but unless if it has more European continental or Brexit-(ing/ed) British genetics) but specifically takes ultra-White interests like: Indie music, metal music, lack of prudishness, sexuality, intelligence, laziness (because it benefits intelligence hence it echoes "The Big Lebowski"), wears something fit for Whites (specifically who are "hipster(s)" like Dr. Martens, army-esque clothes, being a spy/femme fatale (E.U. fr: espionnes = girl spies), boundless nostalgia, lack of family orientation, witchcraft, being a "goth" and in the "gothic" subculture so does punk and grunge, looking like one (like having the body, skin and height of Charlotte Gainsbourg with the head and eyes of Christina Ricci and lips of the deeply famous Béatrice Dalle) talking crap about politics that are crap, feminism (#MeToo) and more. See also: Worean (or Whorean) and Wapanese (or Whapanese) plus WhEAsian...
The Urban Dictionary Tee
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |