Ulrick Tee
"Ulrick" is a well known curse word reffering to the ancient, useless sea creature known as "The Ulrick". Ulrick is a rare fish species living in the Arctic Ocean(Mesopelagic - found 50-1100 meters down). The Ulrick is a poor hunter. It's survival is depending on the hard work of other cods or flatfishes. The Ulrick spends its days getting high on seaweed, occasionally checking in with the others to create the illusion of actually doing something constructive. The Ulrick comes off as a highly threatening creature, with big spikes on its back. Some of them are black as night with light organs in random places on their bodies. The light organs of this sea animal create lights by using a chemical process called "confusianus". Confusianus erupts whenever the creature is confused about it's surroundings, usually after eating way to much seaweed. For this reason, the Ulrick often comes of as a fucking strobelight, moving around in random directions, looking for other peoples food in order to supress its never ending munchies. In reality, the Ulrick is sad, harmless creature on the verge of extinction. The curse word "Ulrick" is mostly used out of frustration.
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Customer Reviews
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
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The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex
Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨