Ulquiorra Schiffer
{Ool-kee-awr-uh Shif-er} 1. /Noun/ - A character from the popular anime/manga, Bleach. He is a main part of the antagonist group, the Espada, under the command of Aizen Sousuke. His outward appearance is odd (like half the characters in the entire series) consisting of deathly pale skin, large and extremely green eyes, jet black hair, and cyan lines running down his face giving him the appearance that he is crying. As well, the remaining parts of his Hollow mask (as he is an Arrancar) looks like someone had taken a Viking's helmet, chopped it in half, and super-glued part of it onto the left side of his head. His Hollow hole is at the base of his throat. Not only do the tear streaks that run down his face give fans enough grounds to call him "emo" and "emo bitch", but he also has the personality that makes a potato look exciting. Despite this, he still has massive amounts of fangirls. Ulquiorra's release form is yet to be known, but there are many theories on the matter such as some form of feline or reptile. Some people even joke he may end up being a garbage man or trash can, due to the fact that in his first appearance he deems everyone he meets as 'trash'. Popular romantic pairings with Ulquiorra Schiffer are Grimmjow Jaegarjaques, Aizen Sousuke, and most annoyingly of all, Inoue Orihime. Ulquiorra's rank among the Espada is fourth, represented by the Gothic four on his chest. He also has the ability to take out his eye and crush it to pass on information, having the eye later regenerate. 2. /verb/ - To be out emo-d, out bitched, deliver less ownage, and out uke-d by someone else.
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| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
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