UHRINEK

A horrible, incompetent, high school physics teacher. He is usually mocked by his faithful students and typically called either: ur-a-dick or uremic. He rarely, if ever, makes sense and cracks corny jokes throughout class that only the mentally retarded can understand. He dances to rap and country in the wee hours of the morning and never (ever) teaches. Instead, he chooses to talk about completely non-related topics, such as Italy and school dances. He then, proceeds, to be a true asshole and give his classes take home tests that even the AP physics students could not figure out. He is truly a one of a kind fucker.