ucsd

University of California at San Diego is located in Torrey Pines a part of La Jolla, CA. A beautiful, yet listless/dead/lame campus with self described smart people that are afraid of socializing outside a labratory. Houses a single gender of Tritons, see smart people that do not venture more than 4 miles from campus. Students are not known to have any social skills and the College Board and the US Congress is questioning whether to allow UCSD to use the term College or University due to lack of Sports, Parties, Fraternities and exposure to true diversity. UCSD students are absolutely afraid of a typical college student, see sdsu and usd and they are known to self destruct when mixed with alcohol and large parties see wet my pants. Most students go home every weekend to mow their parent's lawn and program the VCR while hoping the girl/boy from the 8th grade that laughed at them has changed their mind. The typical UCSD student cannot relate to 95% of the US population; A culture that that enjoys, music, friends, football and diversity. A typical UCSD student has at one time used lab equipment as sex-toy see inverted test tube and oftens dream that oh-so-sexy labratory equipment could pass for a boyfriend. Approximately 7% of UCSD girl students venture to a real diverse college see sdsu and enjoy drinking small quantities of alcohol and having semi-conscious sex with multiple partners. Of these 50% of the girls continue to have multiple sexual partners from sdsu and are known as simply, 'that crazy stanky ho from UCSD that cannot get enough'. Approximately 97% of UCSD male students are virgins and spend greater than 50% of their monthly discretionary cash on hookers in Tijuana. Approximately 99% of UCSD men will marry the first american women they sleep with that is not a paid sexual participant. Of the group of people think that UCSD is a good social environment, they were most likely not accepted at UCLA, UC Berkley, The Ivy leagues and SDSU. Most Popular Courses at UCSD How to tell if a girl is hot How to respond when a girl rubs your nuts How to drink more than 2 beers Why College Football is fun How to crash partis at SDSU and get in Why College is supposed to be fun Large Real Estate Devlopers are petitioning the government to convert UCSD into a catholic high school and an extesnion of SDSU, so at least some sex and partying would be happening in La Jolla.