Uchiha Itachi Tee
A fictional character from the popular manga and anime, Naruto. Itachi has two things his brother will never have: a nearly unreachable level of power and good looks (I'm sorry, Sasuke fans). The prodigy is skilled in many ninjustsu, genjutsu, and taijutsu. His most well known is his Tsukyomi (one of the two main techniques that come with the Mangekyou Sharingan), which is ultimate torture in the form of either bad memories or 72 hours of a pain of Itachi's choosing. Itachi's name means weasel. In Japanese culture, weasels are said to be a bad omen. The Uchiha had a thirst for power, reflected by the fact that he was willing to kill his own best friend, Uchiha Shisui. It was believed for a time that Itachi had murdered the rest of his clan (with the exception of Sasuke) because he is a sadistic bastard and never cared about anyone but himself. However, before his death (which was caused by his own power lust, ironically), we find out that he had been ordered to kill his family and he had only managed to have Sasuke spared because he threatened to go public with the plan to kill the Uchihas. It was also thought that Itachi murdered everyone on his own, but he did recieve a hand from Uchiha Madara. In Naruto Abridged (a parody of the anime), the relationship between Sasuke and his brother is turned comedic. The duck butt-haired ninja says he hates Itachi because "he took the last Klondike bar." Itachi is among the most popular characters from Naruto, due to his strength and good looks. He appears in many fanfictions, frequently OOC. However, when he is shown as his normal stoic self in such stories, it is often because he had a troubled past, and he easily steals the spotlight of the tale.
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Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
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5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
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The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.