Tza'ir Tee
Youngster. Bamba. Chong. Green or Yellow. Moist and Sticky. Wide-open. Those are most of known and common defenitions of IDF soldiers under the Pazam (the IDF's time dimension. time does not exist in IDF. only PAZAM - which is the time which is left untill freedom/the time your'e in the army. If your'e into the standing army as the NCO or officer. then, there's no time at all, and no existence as well) of the following: - non combatnats are youngsters untill they reace 2 years at least, sometimes 1.5 years as well, but the known consensus is 2 years at least. - warriors - untill they recieve the sergeant's ranks or first-sergeants. The common Youngster, also known as "lucidus felicious" or "tzairous majorium", is widespread across Israel, mainly through the boot-camp bases and most of the offices. Morphologicly he is spotted heavily colored in green (by uniform) yellow (by behaviour, cowrdly and by the rules of conduct) and fear. Fear of everything. The bus, the military police, the higher in hirarchy, etc. He is dumb and fearful. He will attend to anything you will tell him and will make any dirty work you think of. You may wake him up in 3 a.m. and tell him - no, order him - MAKE COFFEE, Tz'air!. You may harass him, and almost do anything to him. That's why he is there. In that sense the Tza'ir then learns how to survive, untill he is no longer a Tza'ir - but a PAZAMNIC - manipulative, lazy-ass bastard. and then ofcourse - a citizen.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
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The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
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The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.