Twitard
A person who has read Stephenie Meyer's Twilight Saga and the Twilight movie, and completely obsesses over it. *You try to control your thoughts because Edward might hear them. *You refuse to believe that Edward Cullen does not exist. *People stare at you funny because you and your friends are locked into a heated argument of vampire vs. werewolves. *You cried through most of New Moon. *Your dream car is a silver 2005 Volvo S60R or a yellow 911 Turbo Porsche *You long to visit Forks, Washington *You get excited anytime someone unexpectedly mentions anything about vampires. *You talk about Edward and Twilight so much, that your friends read it just to shut you up *You have come to hate the sun *You start to see silver Volvos everywhere (I SWEAR I SAW ONE DRIVE BY) *Every time you're in a grocery store, you have the urge to pick up and hold an apple *You start cursing at Halloween shop windows when you see stereotypical vampire teeth and costumes.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex
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A - Length
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Size Chart
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |