Tussionex (aka Death in a Bottle) Tee
Part C Death - Another small side effect of DIAB is, well. DEATH of course. Many people experience heart stoppage upon the entry of this "medicine" into their system. Many doctors have explained the cause of this as the "Double Influx Effect" or DIE. When the body swallows a substance, such as Death in a Bottle, it immediately tries to reject and expel to fluid, but DIAB is designed to prevent this. When DIAB detects the body's defense mechanisms, it springs into action exploding the user's heart. This is caused by the "Pre-Oxidization Pulsation" or POP. A user is often unable to breath after tasting/smelling such a fowl mixture as DIAB, which causes DIAB to enter it's POP phase. Oxygen is needed in order to prevent this occurrence, but many users cannot overcome this sensory attack and perish in the process.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means