Turkish Headstand

An ultra-rare, spine-risking sex position that only the truly unhinged attempt. Involves one partner fully inverted in a headstand (no hands, no support—just neck, willpower, and sin), while the other mounts them upside down, grabbing ankles like handlebars and pile-driving with reckless abandon. Think Cirque du Soleil meets a back-alley basement dungeon. Optional enhancements include: – slapping, choking, biting – spitting (upwards or downwards) – screaming in three languages – Turkish oil for “friction management” and cultural authenticity Done right, someone ends up limping, someone else cries, and at least one neighbor calls the cops. Done wrong? Chiropractor. Maybe a priest. Possibly both.