Turkish
1. Related to the ancient Hittites of Anatolia. 2. No relation whatsover to Greek or Armenian pieces of shit. 3. A person who comes from the country Turkey, pronounced Turkiye in Turkish language. 4. Born to hate Greek and Armenian pieces of shit with a passion. 5. Even though the country of Turkey has a screwed up ultra-nationalist government, the people are very freindly and especially nice to the tourists. 6. Most Turks have very dark brown skin color and look like Persians Arabs or Kurds. But if you go to Trabzon or Giresun (North-East Black Sea Region), people can pass for Romanian, Polish, German or Scandinavian. Or if you go to any South-Western citys like Izmir or Antalya, you look Italian or Spaniard. 7. Most beautiful women on the face of the earth. 8. Also a country that is home to a very technologically advanced army and home to a country that has the balls to defeat enemys. 9. A country that has many beautiful sights, many beautiful places to visit and much more! 10. Turkish immigrants, especially ones in Canada, the United States, Australia and the UK tend to live in humongous houses, own very expensive cars and have many oriental rugs and carpets in their houses. 11. The race of people that ruled an empire from Siberia to Europe. 12. A culture known for being very strong, resilient, hardworking, and have been known to victoriously defeat all their enemys and haters. 13. A culture that has been exaggeratively accused for things that they havent even done by false propagandist, but in reality the neighbors backstabbed them (LIKE FUCKING GREEKS AND ARMENIANS!) (NOW THE KURDISH SEPERATISTS TOO.) 14. Also, the Turkish people have been welcoming to all the people in their country and actually are known to be the most welcoming to tourists in their country and enemies like to act as if everyone hates and disrespects Turks. 15. Actually, in reality, people who visits Turkey say they love Turkish people and culture actually! 16. The country Turkey, as pronounced Turkiye in the Turkish language, was founded by a very brave man by the name of MUSTAFA KEMAL ATATURK and this man had the guts to fight against the enemys (Greeks,Armenians) who tried to destroy the potential enemys and Mr. Mustafa Kemal had the guts to get his armys to defeat the Greeks and Armenians. 17. General, a culture that is lovely in every sense and if you visit the country for a month to two months, you wouldn't want to leave, seriously.
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