Turd Temple

One of the many ways of referring to the toilet Referring to it in this manner suggests use of it for a number 2 rather than any other activity one can undertake in a toilet, such as a number one, number three, a Rippee, snorting benzoylmethylecgonine (coke) or other drugs, drawing weird pictures on the wall (graffiti) or even having sex. Variants include: shitter, john, crapatorium, lavatory, w.c, fudge hole, shitbox, crapbox, watering hole, outhouse, pooper, loo, latrine, honey truck, interactive urinal, spend a penny, restroom, pissoir, backhouse, house of ease, little house, house of office, waste disposal facility, the dunny, the brothel, dung-house, comfort room, bidet, dumpster, the den, bathroom, lady's room, little girls room, mens room, little boys room, crapper, poop hole, doodoo hole, toilette, eau de toilette, One-man Conference Room