TURD

“Trump Unacceptance & Resistance Disorder” A pattern of pathologically dissociative & psychotic behavior, first observed Nov. 8, 2016, & increasing in severity with time. Sufferers of TURD often exhibit pronounced cognitive dissonance, sudden bouts of rage, rioting, & uncontrollable crying. Condition is characterized by a persistent unwillingness to accept that Donald Trump is going to Make America Great Again & is the new President. For many, this was a shocking & unexpected outcome; their preferred news sources having failed to inform them that the alternative candidate was a criminal parasite. Research is ongoing, but TURD appears to correlate closely with some of the following factors: * Member of the Democratic Party * Identifying as a Feminist (Hating/blaming men in general) * Currently enrolled at a university/college, pursuing/obtaining a Liberal Arts degree * Living in a metro area * Massive student debt * Spotty/non-existent work history *Living on gov't cheese on BS disability scams *driving a Toyota Prius, & subsequently usually “camped out” in the left lane on an interstate/highway *Religious devotion to smoking pot *Supposedly standing for “free speech”, until one disagrees with them/has a differing viewpoint *Attend endless “protests” that usually translate into the fact that they are mad that something didn’t go their way *General hatred of organized religion, except when it comes to the possibility of offending Muslims