Tumblr tee
The shell of a site. Tumblr was once revered in the 2000s for its complete anonymity. One could post whatever they wanted to under any alias. Because of this unique feature, Tumblr became a flaming shithole filled to the brim with the most pretentious bastards on the face of the earth. Anonymity and lack of true moderation also contributed to massive amounts of porn being posted frequently, and it was only when "inappropriate situations" featuring children forced advertisers to take Tumblr's money away did Tumblr actually do anything, resulting in the Tumblr exodus of 2018. Hundreds of thousands of users fled en masse to more lax sites, if that's what you could call them, such as Reddit and Twitter. The Tumblr users who fled, including the porn artists and their following, proceeded to spread their disease like an invasive species and decimate the healthy ecosystems of Reddit, Twitter, and probably several others. Tumblr was sold to Automatic Inc for a measly 3 pennies and a used tissue, and is now a husk of the once bustling late 2000s phenomenon it once was
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!