Tudhail Tee
Tudhail is a mythopoetic figure in South Asian folklore. The Tudhail myth has its origins in the Tatti wars fought subsequent to the arrival of the Aryan peoples into the sub-continent. The destruction of the well-planned drainage systems of the Harrappan people by the invading Aryans caused mountainloads of shit everywhere. Literally. Therefore, the story goes that the gods created a super-being from their own faeces and endowed it with powers to clean up the mess. However, once the shit was gone, the Tudhail could not be controlled and she still roams the earth stealing the shitting powers of people, depriving them of the very thing that makes us all human, the ability to shit. In the 20th century, a counter myth called the anti-Tudail came into vogue, when a prophecy was made in 1984 that a hyperconstipated child would be born that would stand up to the tyranny of the Tudail and put an end to her menace, ushering an era of peace where people can shit freely irrespective of their race, caste, or creed. Some faithful have it that the anti-Tudail has left the region of South Asia and is hiding somewhere in the Pacific tropics. The costs of toilet paper in the region have subsequently doubled.
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Customer Reviews
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
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The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
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The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.