truckfag

Overcompensating (often middle aged) douchebags who drive pickup trucks that are almost never actually carrying anything in the cargo bed. In fact, said cargo bed is almost always covered, thus eliminating the point of it being a pickup truck entirely. The trucks are almost always black with immaculate finishes, further proving that they never use their pickup trucks for any actual work whatsoever. Can often be seen tailgating on the highway with their obnoxiously bright headlights blinding anyone in front of them, an absolute masterful display of supreme douchiness. Bonus points if the truck has an engine loud enough to rival that of a main battle tank.