Trivium
Ascendancy era (2005-2006) The unquestionable truth about Trivium based on the "Ascendancy" album. *They're a generic metalcore band that the media and their record label consider to be the greatest metal band since Metallica. *They're trying to be the next Metallica, all the while ripping off Shadows Fall, Killswitch Engage and In Flames. *They may have talent, but they don't really sound any better than any other metalcore band. *Their fans believe they are the greatest band ever and don't mind rubbing it in everyone elses face. *The singing is emo, accept it. *The guitars are a poor attempt at sounding KsE/Gothenburg *They have a metrosexual/fashioncore image, similar to Avenged Sevenfold and Eighteen Visions. *If they were older and on a different label, no one would care about them. *When made aware of our site, their bass player set up a myspace account bashing it. *When a Christian Trivium hater posted a link to our page in the bass players blog, he responded with a message where he claimed Jesus "sucked more cock than he did" The Crusade era (2006 onwards) The unquestionable truth about Trivium based on "The Crusade" album. *They replaced the screaming with James Hetfield wannabe vocals. *The singing is still emo. *They're crossing over their token emo/metalcore sound with an 80's hair metal sound. *They traded their emo look for an 80's thrash look. (would've been cool 20 years ago) *They fail to realise the year we are currently living in is 2006 and not 1986. *Their ego's are bigger. *They changed their sound, but they still have no originality. *Fact it, they're still not a real metal band!
The Urban Dictionary Tee
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |