Trisden tee
The Reincarnation of Rasputin, with the significant difference of dudes getting along with him as well. (Note: "getting along" does not imply any romance.) Despite his physical bruteness, his soul is mellowed gentle. He's a reliable asset in any situation, where he can most definitely help advert certain catastrophe through his Speech(level-100). There's a peculiar aura to him, where wisdom and charisma align, giving off the overwhelming feeling of him being a man that has lived for hundreds of years. Perhaps what separates him the most from others, is his extreme humbleness. There might very well be not a single man on the face of this Earth as humble as a Trisden. He's the type of man that respects all people - regardless - for what they truly are; bald chimpanzees. Occasionally, he'll have strong compulsions to get the hell away from his homeland and enjoy other cultures. During such a period, his Stand ability usually increases in power significantly as a direct consequence of mental strengthening. There aren't many things that a Trisden hates, but among them are insecure people in traffic and promiscuity. Both will be pardoned though, if the person guilty of either is simply dumb. He is the type of person that stays awake longer than intended.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!