Triple Threat
Adj; V; Noun; Life. Humble Beginnings. Peaceful. Coexistence. World Domination. Triple Threat consists of three Earthly Gods: alias Diego Dunn, Travisteis, and Zac Tic-Tac Attack. With humble beginnings, the band started off as a minorly small joke during track and cross country back in the year 2006. All three members lived coincidentally in Simi Valley, California, the home of Hollywood and San Francisco. However, Triple Threat has grown to become a major media and political power in many countries as well as various planets across this galaxy including Mars (because we're so hot) and Uranus. Sadly, the members of the group took a short hiatus in space to blow away the people of Earth and luckily, they succeeded. The Band has set new plans now to reach Earth with their funky-fresh new beats and sounds. As a result, the common phrase among fans goes simply as "They own. Hardcore." Triple Threat, a small city band with crazy addictive beats and frikkin' pwnage instrumentals, has tackled some of the most distressing issues currently plagueing the world today, such as Peggy Chow, Makin' Babies, and the common loose grasping of the Spanish language by many suburban Americans. As absurd as this may sound, these innovative individuals will greatly surprise you and you shall not go unsatisfied after hearing them. Fo' shizzle. There are three members of Triple Threat, as mentioned earlier. Their experiences in hardcore pwnage are extensive. Band Members: Simple. Talented. Pure. Those are the essential qualities to the success, influence and impact of a band. Hence, contrary to popular belief, presentation does not uplift the soul or inspire billions. Neither do fancy lightshows, masculine bouncers or half-naked women. They no-doubt assist, but when the curtains rise and the albums reach the hands of the consumer, members are all a band needs :~Diego Dunn (Drums): Known for his extreme expertise at drumming, he keeps tempo with the revolving world. Working with the elements of nature, he drums as fast as lightning, as smooth as flowing water, as graceful as a summer breeze, and as intense as a raging fire. When he rocks, the earth crumbles and bows down before his feet. ~Travisteis (Lead Guitar): Honored and revered for his proficiency with the guitar, his rifts and melodies add light to dark situations, providing peace and hope for our generation. Largely the mastermind behind many of the lyrics Triple Threat has to offer, he's worked with other such artists as "The Golden Spoons" and the "Jacks in a Box." ~Zac Attack (Vocals/Bass): Perhaps Earth's most 1337 mortal, his vocals fortify the spirit, causing both angels and demons alike to praise his name merely at the sound of his voice. Nevertheless, his skills at the bass are comparable only in their sheer beauty and splendor.
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