Trick Shout
TIPS ABOUT TRICK SHOUTING PART ONE THE TRICKS_____Try for a warm, sunny, dry day. This will pump the number of desirable targets up considerably. Joggers and dog walkers are the best, as well as clumps of kids. Clumps are found commonly at strip malls and 7-11. Once you find a target get ready for PART TWO. PART TWO STRATEGY_____After a target is selected, make sure all of the windows in your vehicle are rolled down. Next, wait until the moment that you are passing your target, turn your head toward them, and yell “Trick”. This yell is best suited for a deep yell, rather than a high scratchy one. All to many people make the mistake of screaming it like a girl. Sustain your loud, deep yell for two seconds. In a car with a large number of people the strategy is the same, except a countdown is a good idea: 3-2-1 (for pacing) and finally “TRICK!”. This works well. If someone is doing a poor job you may assign them a new word, such as “get the hell out of the car” Then, yell “TRICK!” at them. PART FOUR Trick shouting may possible have a detrimental effect on society, although this idea is fanciful and unproved. It is this belief that makes many people embarrassed after the have executed PARTS one and two. Trick shouting is nothing bad, and you need to realize that instead of feeling bad, you should feel proud! Think of it as community service with none of the convicts. After you hit a trick turn to look at them. Some will wave with a finger, and, if you’re lucky, may shout back (I have only had a return shout happen once). In all, there are many things to consider when TRICK SHOUTING. Be reasonable. You are out there to have fun, and to return a little bit of what you have taken from society—nothing.
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Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
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My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
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| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |