Trashbag Tee

Trash bag is an Australian invented word, but a global concept. A Trash bag is one who engages in excessive behaviour while partying, and generally makes a disgrace of themselves - in a good way. True trash bagging doesn't involve just alcohol. It is a way of life. On a night out, a Trash bag should participate in at least 5 of the following: *Drinking at least a bottle of wine or cheap champagne BEFORE leaving the house *Drinking more than 10 jagerbombs *Eating in at least three of the major fast food outlets in the course of one evening *Starting up deep conversations with randoms while waiting in the toilet queue. *Dancing on any available table, not discriminating against pool tables of course. *Requesting so many songs that the music is like your own play list, and the dj hates you. *Screaming I LOVE THIS SONG for every song. *Having the bouncers, bar staff and dj all know you at your local *Putting your bags on the floor and dancing around them so you have more movement. *Inventing new dance moves, such as the moose, the elephant *Bringing out old dance moves such as the monkey, the nut bush or the sprinkler *Clearing the dance floor and getting strange looks from everyone that's not you *Taking a hip flask of vodka in your handbag or jacket *Writing things on yourself and everyone around you *Telling random people that they're hot. And more importantly, that you are. *Drinking Smirnoff blacks because they have 1.9 standard drinks, or Coopers Sparkling, cause it is 5.9% alcohol. *Taking at least 60 photos of yourself *Taking photos of yourself and your friends on the toilet. *Sucking face with a random on the dance floor. And then another. And another. And, well, you get the picture... *Starting drinking at 3pm *Continuing till the next afternoon *Wearing a skirt so short you need to wear shorts (or special undies) underneath *Staying somewhere till you get kicked out, then catching a cab to somewhere else that's 5mins down the road. *Walking out of a club and the sun is up, the birds are chirping, and noticing that the person you've been suck facing is not as attractive as you thought. *Being that person on their way home as people are jogging, and going to work/school. *Doing the walk of shame, either home or out of the club, with shoes in hand. *Choosing a corner to dance in so you can dance like mo fos in your own privacy. *Crying/stacking it/booting/all three *Sustaining an unidentified party injury *Making emotional phone calls to friends you haven't spoken to in a while. Or worse, family. *Getting into serious conversations with cab drivers that end with you mocking and insulting them. *Pre drinks before going out is not an idea, it is a necessity