traintrack Tee
Verb: To traintrack someone. a commonly used prank usually when someone is sleeping or heavily intoxicated. Multiple people are required. Before it is explained, i will state that the person sleeping is person 1, the speaker is person 2 and the butt person is person 3. The intoxicated/sleeping person (person 1) will be seated or preferably laying down on a couch or bed. one person(person 2) will lean towards the intoxicated person and began saying, "chugachugachugachugachugachugachugachuga," similar to the noise made by a passing train. This gradually gets louder. As the volume increases, another person (person 3) pulls down their pants, shorts, or whatever covers their round bottom, and places it at a 90 degree angle with person 1's face. Now it all comes to turn. person 2 (the speaker) will yell, "WATCH OUT FOR THE TRAIN"!!! in person 1's ear. person 1 will wake up, shocked at the noise he just heard. He will shoot up from his laying position, directly into person 3's prepared butthole, who will then release a fart/poopy from his rectum, completing the prank. This prank most likely will result in death or severe injury due to the raging anger of the recipient.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
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