towny

Ah, the general morons that inhabit England; they seem concentrated around the Northern areas, like a modern era barbarian/amoeba hybrid. Characterised by their clothes, consisting of tracksuits. Logos are a must; also, a recent tread is to wear a hat at the odd angles, AND have a hood up at the same time. In broad daylight. Suspicions are rising that they are going nocturnal. Another characteristic is the speech. They try to be 'gangsta muthafuggas', taken from American culture. Hey, what do you know; it WAS Rap. Also any phrases (or noises) are taken from popular TV shows. Like 'Bo Selecta', a comedy show. They have a penchant for the word "mint". Examples of Towny 'speech' "PROPA NAAARH" <==> "Proper no." "YA SHTARTIN ME" <==> "You wanna start a fight?" "PROPA BO" <==> "Wow, that's awesome." "UEEEH!" <==> No translation. It could be a mating call. Behaviours consists of: * Walking into your shoulders, claiming you wanna start a fight, even if they had to come across the road to bump into your shoulders. * Generally takin' drugs and getting drunk every night, getting rowdy and starting fights. the list goes on. they also do not like anyone who does not conform to their ways. Sample Research was taken from the North Eastern Breed of towny.