Townie

(antonym ~ greb !) shop in shitty sports shops and find it amusing to pretend to be overly drunk. Call male goths, grebs and skaters things such as "bummer boys" and "gays", though realistically they are the ones paying money to see men run around a football pitch in shorts. Would rather be regarded as the lesser intelligent race due to an inability to pronounce the letters "g" and "t" and have problems when putting spaces in between words such as "in" and "it". Main aim in life is to get pregnant before it is legal, or GET someone pregnant before it is legal. Listen to distasteful music which is indistinguishable and write inane rubbish on toilet doors such as how they love question marks.