townie Tee
reet i dnt understand all u ppl that r slagin of townies ill giv ya my definition....... a townie has been given different names ova sum time now such as chav/scallie/blaza/sham. they are mainly made up of gyals like myself and guys who are really good mates. we are really loyal to one another and if one of our spars get into trouble we will be the first to get em out of it. we chil togetha in houses, parks, yea mayb we will go on street corners or bus shelters sumtime but only because we r at that age were we to old to stay in n do nuffin but to young o go out clubbin people say that we are cheap and were crap market clothes but no i own a quantity of nike (£70-£80) lacost(£120) and prada(£150)tracksuits and my gold earings wich all u seem to thik are gold plated and come of the market are actually 18kt and cost me £200, as for our hair and make-up we aint no old school townies around no more i aint worn blue eyeshadow and my hair in a tight side plait sice yr 9. i actually do dye my hair blonde but its styled nice. i hate it when haters call us thick or dolers coz i aint no doler mostof us go to college coz we want alot of money one day. most of us townies like listning to garage, grime dance and trance. mike skinner (the sreets bein my fav) lady soverigne is a typical townie her style is a typical gal style. People seem to think that because we have our own dialect were scum, r brumie scum coz they have a birmingham dialect NO, are londoners scum coz of there london dialect NO so y shud us manquinion townies get slated by haters because of the way we speke. Townies when out and about with there mates are constantly gettin pulled by the police its not fair we aint always dun sumfin bad, but mayb if the government paid more money to the counsal then they could make more youh clubs and we wouldnt get into toruble. it may seem that alot of us smoke but alot of moshers smoke alot of oldies smoke so who are you to judge.... i really cnt be arsed goin on coz i could go on all day defendin myself
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex