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reet i dnt understand all u ppl that r slagin of townies ill giv ya my definition....... a townie has been given different names ova sum time now such as chav/scallie/blaza/sham. they are mainly made up of gyals like myself and guys who are really good mates. we are really loyal to one another and if one of our spars get into trouble we will be the first to get em out of it. we chil togetha in houses, parks, yea mayb we will go on street corners or bus shelters sumtime but only because we r at that age were we to old to stay in n do nuffin but to young o go out clubbin people say that we are cheap and were crap market clothes but no i own a quantity of nike (£70-£80) lacost(£120) and prada(£150)tracksuits and my gold earings wich all u seem to thik are gold plated and come of the market are actually 18kt and cost me £200, as for our hair and make-up we aint no old school townies around no more i aint worn blue eyeshadow and my hair in a tight side plait sice yr 9. i actually do dye my hair blonde but its styled nice. i hate it when haters call us thick or dolers coz i aint no doler mostof us go to college coz we want alot of money one day. most of us townies like listning to garage, grime dance and trance. mike skinner (the sreets bein my fav) lady soverigne is a typical townie her style is a typical gal style. People seem to think that because we have our own dialect were scum, r brumie scum coz they have a birmingham dialect NO, are londoners scum coz of there london dialect NO so y shud us manquinion townies get slated by haters because of the way we speke. Townies when out and about with there mates are constantly gettin pulled by the police its not fair we aint always dun sumfin bad, but mayb if the government paid more money to the counsal then they could make more youh clubs and we wouldnt get into toruble. it may seem that alot of us smoke but alot of moshers smoke alot of oldies smoke so who are you to judge.... i really cnt be arsed goin on coz i could go on all day defendin myself
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