townie

Someone who stands in corners waiting to "start summat" with anyone who walks by. Townies usually walk around in "crews" varying from 7 to 20 people. Some common characteristics: Female Townie Lots of "bling bling" Pink tracksuit Random Burberry hairband Hair tied at the side Really bad attitude problem Fag in her hand A bag that can just about fit a £2 coin in Hair gelled back really tight So much make up - orange foundation with a line around the edge of the face Male Townie Lots of "bling bling" Blue Tracksuit Massive rings on every finger Really bad attitude problem Fag in his hand Over gelled hair HUGE "diamond" earring to show how "manly" he is Phrases: "what da fuk do you think you're staring at?" "are you starting beef wiv me?" *cough* ""dirty" gof" *cough* ""dirty" grunga" "it's not halloween" *townie "crew" all laugh hysterically* "i'm gonna bang you up innit?" "don't get moufy/ loud/ lairy wiv me" "your mum's fat" "your mum's a slag" "i fucked your mum last night" "yo yo bruv!" "oi blud!" "omg did you just see that buff boy/ girl?" " i had sex with 6 people last night" (and they still think their not whores....) Townies seem to think that shouting at people makes them look "ard", but when you answer back they all run and tell their brothers/ sisters to "bang you up". The most pathetic thing about them is that they think that their "insults" will upset you. Take "it's not halloween" for instance. They seem to think that this will really bother you. And they also think it's funny. But it doesn't bother people. And it's not funny. I think that they should all sit down and try to come up with something more insulting. But then again, what comes out of their heads is completely useless shit and they're not that intelligent. Swearing is part of their limited vocabulary. "Fuk dis" and "fuck dat". If you ever get into a situation where a townie starts shouting at you, even whilst following you, try not to answer back too much, they'll be about 10 more of them around the corner awaiting calls for backup and about 6 more up the road stealing phones or whatever. Townies should die. Then the world would be a better place. Remember this: if in doubt, kill a townie.