Towie'tard tee
An individual, predominantly female, who lives in the greater Chigwell area. Usually overweight, unattractive and unpopular, hence their lack of actual social life. Due to their obsession with the equally shallow and materialistic cast of Towie, they feel compelled to show off their apparent affluence. Tanning sessions, shopping sprees holidays and of course the bottom of the range german car (BMW 1 Series, Mercedes A Class, Audi A1 etc.) all hide the fact that they are usually employed in a run of the mill job and still live at home, with their parents, despite being nearly 30. Any attention they do garner is exploited to its full potential, even if the person giving it to them is married. Or if in the rare instance that they are in relationship and someone else gives them the attention they crave, they will think nothing of taking advantage of the extra attention. Even to the point of going behind their (very few) friend's backs. Also in their arsenal is flirting and the suggestion of sexual favours within the workplace to ensure that they get what they want. They do however feel a certain superiority to other people, and sport a particularly smug grin when they feel like they are gaining an advantage over the "lesser" people.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!