Topshop

Topshop is the popular highstreet shop which provides the uniform for the entire female populace of the UK aged between 17-21. The vast majority of these females congregate on university campuses, often bemusing passers by with the ability to blend in with one another and become just as indistinguishable as the person next to them. Occasionally, large groups of identical females can be seen trawling the highstreet in the evenings in hunt of a male to satisfy their tragically low self-esteem and reassure their superficial personna. These groups are known as "Topshop Brigades". Approach with caution, or lots of money and pseudo-compliments.