Tool

1) A tool is a member of society that often acts like a complete moron without realising. At the time of acting like a moron what they are trying to achieve is a humour factor! However they do not achieve this and end up looking like a "tool" to everyone but in their minds still believe they are a god, when really they are not! 2)A tool can also be someone who tells blatant and obvious lies in front of people that know the truth therefore the same moron outcome takes place. Lies may include: - The stealing of a persons joke and telling it in front of them and still claiming it as your own - The amount of girls you have slept with - Things you get up to on the weekend 3) When you get more than one "tool" or a collection of "tools" this may be refered to as a "toolbox" or a larger group may be called a "toolshed"