Tolkien
Tolkien; pronounced - tol(toh) ki(key) en(in) - not pronounced "tolkeen". Tolkien's are often described as; "A (tolkien) is marginally afraid of feet" - Kody "wears good clothes, stereotypically handsome" - Harry "an absolute mongo!" - Ashleigh "Caught a vibeeee baby are you coming for a ride" - Martyna "one of my best friends" - Aimee "tolkien moment" - Scott S "musical genius!!" - Amy "friend" - Scott F "got big hair" - Madday "caring, generous, curly haired" - Felicity "cool, easygoing, really kind, good heart, attractive, sweet, good with kids, funny :)" - Lola Tolkiens - as you can see - are not bad people. Tolkiens are loved, and love others very much. Tolkiens are quick tempered, confrontational but always honest and never means what he says negatively. Take care as 'tolkiens' are rather emotional, strong willed but can be easily effected by people. Tolkien's favourite quote - "don't cry, its a waste of good suffering."
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| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |