Tolgyesi Tee
Word to describe males who have no control over their nether region's bodily gasses, often 'letting rip' with no shame, in a social situation. The odours which follow said emissions tend to be strong and distinctive - as if an animal had crawled into the perpetrator's back passage and died. Anyone within 20 yards of these outbursts may experience feelings of revulsion, sickness and/or choking, and a desire to flee the powerful stench. Companions of the wrongdoer tend to feel shame, disappointment and sadness after such acts, and (depending on the level of toxicity) often anger and betrayal. They may feel strong urges to beat or chastise the villain, unless they are another Tolgyesi, in which case the general response is a knowing chuckle, accompanied by a pat on the back and a word of encouragement- i.e. 'nice one'. Usually no warning preceeds these unfavourable activities, and persons present can be taken by surprise, sometimes by the accompanying sound, but more often by the pong that follows. It is usually evident who the criminal of the piece is though, by the offender's rather smug visage. There are however - some Tolgyesis who delight in proferring a finger to be pulled before such noisomeness, perhaps because this behaviour is generally found to be amusing. The digit puller soon realises, to their horror, that when in the presence of this miscreant, the general rules do not apply, and that under no circumstances should they be encouraged.
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Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.