Titsgiving Tee
Titsgiving was started by its Founding Fathers after watching a movie with a reasonable amount of tits. Said movie had to do with the popular American holiday, "Thanksgiving," so the two were cleverly merged into a great holiday. Titsgiving is a popular culture holiday which falls on the first week of June. Titsgiving starts on the Monday of the week that includes June 1st, except in the case where June 1st falls on a Sunday. In this occurrence the following week, comprised of June 2nd-June 8th, shall be named Titsgiving week. Titsgiving shall not fall on the last week of school, however, because this would not allow for the much needed racism during the last days of school. (The last week of school is designated for racism, shitty movies, and making fun of Shamu-comparable teachers. If Titsgiving is to fall on the last week of any given school semester, it may be moved to the week prior to the last week of school. If any other possible descrepencies occur, the Titsgiving founding fathers shall discuss the matter. If no Titsgiving manual is present, you are screwed, and may proceed with the usual June 1st-7th celebration of Titsgiving. During Titsgiving week, an increased amount of tits must be viewed from normal viewing. These may be in any necessary form, without being any illegal act. Please grab at your own risk.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.