timber slut

Local low life country bumpkin who acts like she likes to go get firewood but really just want fuck your old man and waste his gas. You can tell them apart by their uncanny jack-o-lantern smile and always wearing short shorts with tattered 10" work boots no matter what time of year. They may or may not have a chainsaw but if they do it hasn't ran for well over a year. The girlfriend of the victim that takes her up to cut wood will notice that any makeup they may have had in his truck is now missing. She is not picky and will go "cut firewood" with anyone that has a truck and or trailer.