TikTok

An app that was called into existence by an unmerciful god. This is a place where middle schoolers and high school freshmen lip sync, dance, and overall try to act sexy all set to lame trash music. You can imagine how cringe this is. If your a girl, you MUST wear small tight fitting clothing that doesn’t cover your stomach (this is a requirement) and shows off your ass and tits, even if your 12. You also must apply about ten thousand pounds of make up and at least ten filters. Also consider a script and drinking a few shots before filming. If your a dude, you cannot wear a shirt, you must bite your lip, male puppy dog eyes, and try to make your hair look semi cute. Also consider snorting a line of coke before you film, and oh yeah, your gonna want a script. I’m sure your just cringing at the thought of it.