thwapple Tee
A lewd and cruel act of revenge in which penis owner removes a snapple (usually diet) from a shelf or refrigerator of somebody who has wronged them, open it (hearing the snap) pour out approximately half of the beverage, and film themselves filling the container with their own urine. they will then thwap their penis against the container for a few minutes, and end the filming process by panning the camera to a hand written note with the target's full name and date written on it. They then heat the container in the microwave until it is near boiling temperature, and replace the lid. As the liquid cools in the sealed container, the remaining gas and liquid will contract, causing suction which will snap the lid back down, to make it appear as though the container has not been tampered with. The container will be returned. After the beverage has certainly been consumed, the video will be sent to the target from a burner phone, in a message saying something like "this was a thwapple, not a diet snapple." (Note, diet snapple is traditionally used because it both masks the taste of urine better, and because people who drink them tend to be horrible.)
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
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people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
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The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!