The Wing System
Spite wings- Sex in spite of a person for past events. Ugly Wings - Sex with a Ugly person. Orange - Sex with a disabled Pink - Sex with a white person and or getting your white wings and red at the same time Black - Sex with a black person or a widow White - Sex with a virgin Red - Sex with a woman who is having her period Brown - Anal sex Green - Sex with someone who has an STD Yellow - Sex while pissing Silver - Sex with an old person Blue / purple- Sex with a dead person and or in the water; Purple- Sex with a dead person and or Pregnant chick. Gold - first golden shower. Grey - Sex with someone who has grandchildren. Platinum - gone down on a girl and made her squirt. Rainbow - pukes into your mouth when you're kissing and. or gay sex. buffalo wings - a fat girl or Sex with The fat that sticks out around the sides of a woman's bra strap. Knife wings - Sex with your best friends girlfriend. Wing Commander- When all wings have been met.
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Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
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A - Length
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Size Chart
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |