The Third Half

There are many definitions: 1. The meaning of Irony. 2. An improper fraction - can be turned into a mixed number. 3. You don't have your glasses on, and immediately after the second half, you think third. 4. Seconds. (See the irony) 5. When you have a whole pizza, just to yourself, and when you ate the pizza, you're fat but still lazy and 'hungry-bored', so you buy another pizza, and you were intended to eat it all (The Fourth Half), but your brother/sister sees you eating the pizza, and commands you to give him/her a half, so you do (but you don't tell him/her about the other whole pizza) and you ate the half, so you've eaten three halves, you fata**.