The soggy Nutella in your fridge

Oh so sweet but so soggy at the same time.. It’s bitter, as the foul taste spreads across the little bitty bumps On your tongue, it cowering in fear as this new flavor was introduced into your body. Oh how frightening it is indeed. Your body twist and turns as it decides what to do with this.. this monstrosity. The expired chunk of nutella moves throughout your veins, spreading around like an extreme disease. It reaches your tummy tum tum, but it doesn’t feel so good. You run, run for your life as your bum let’s out painful uh oh stinky farts. Your classmates look at you in horror, the delicious smell of old rotten taco bell filling up the air. You reach your destination and sit down on the toilet, and unleash the beast. You cry painful tears, as the watery substance runs down your crack, with a small plop once it falls into the water. That my friends, is the power of nutella.