The Retraction / Retractaballs

The involuntary retraction of the meat of the penis sometimes experienced during and/or after one enjoys a run of long distance; or in extreme conditions. This will often display itself in the form of an excessive presence of foreskin and as has been documented on many occasions an extreme pain experienced in the region of the gouch which can be aggrevated during an apres run shower. The appearance is also know as 'the turtle neck', 'the flumrunner', 'the lost hot dog' and 'man down' Symptoms: An inability to pee straight A disproportionately large ratio of foreskin to penis Chaffing around the gouch or, if circumcised, the bell end Bleeding in the shower if excessive Cures: Heat, through masturbation Heat, through vagina Heat, through fire