The Porsche 959MK Tee
The Porsche 959MK is a fictional rallycar appearing in the World Rally Championship and sometimes in the Paris-Dakar rally in the 1980s that is a rare version of the usual Porsche 959 and the 959K by being designed by Porsche itself to have an engine tucked way behind instead of in the front as it should be that is supplied with air by a powerfully complex turbocharger that is also spooled by a weirdo thing called 'Gyatt' that supplies the actual turbocharger AND the engine of the Porsche that is a flat-6, essentially making a weirdo kind of charger setup and configuration that is called the "Compound turbogyatt" configuration cuz of itself being compounded or having the ability to supply the 2 turbos by eachother as well. Due to itself having such a strange and unusual configuration of gyatt and turbochargers or even superchargers however, it was considered extremely hard to develop, create, race, and maintain importantly by Porsche all cuz of the gyatt modified to supply the engine and spool-up the turbo for reduced turbolag for the sake of safety of the driver/codriver, and it end up becoming illegal to be used for racing by Roblox for some reason, with the turbogyatt system useful for the complex and neverseenbefore engine of the Porsche 959MK anyway for years to come as a reason, with Colin McRae Rally 2005 and other racing games being those that only allow it to exist... (:[)
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means