The philosopher

Atleast once in everyone’s like they’ll come across a self proclaimed philosopher and the Gumby that follows them about saying preach or oath, you can usually find them on Instagram sharing pictures of their sad, depressing and miserable life usually the lost are captioned like a dog in a well or brain can’t fathom what the hate say. Their misery is usually caused by a gf not wanting to hang out that day sending them into a spiral of depression and anxiety