The Math Discoverer's Cocktail Tee
The Math Discoverer's Cocktail is a Cocktail that turns you from what is numbers to Holy Crap, I'm going beyond Algebra. It's some Kratom that you taste and it's bitter. Then you take a spoonful of Kratom and mix in warm water and drink. Then, get ready to puke. Then Math fills your head. Numbers, Equations like 2+3=5 and 3×3=9. The next day, you try 1g to 6g of Kratom mixed in warm water. No puking unless the dose is too high. More math fills your head. 12×10=120 and 12×11=132. 17+35=52. The third day, Modafinil 200mg. Algebra and PEMDAS fills your mind. Geometry too. Day 4, Armodafinil 150mg. More Geometry. Some Trigonometry. Day 5, Adipex 75mg. Some Pre-calculus fills your head. You begin to calculate percent yield and Mole. The formula for Density or D=M/V goes in your head. Graphs and Parabolas and Lines. Day 6, Extract Benzedrex with 10ml Distilled White Vinegar and clean the Lavender Oil and Menthol with 15ml Corn Oil. Propylhexedrine Acetate solution (You can't make crystals from Acetate, only HCl). You discard the Oil layer with Lavender Oil and Menthol. You drink 1 Benzedrex. More math and science fills your head.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!