The Happy Gambino Tee
The act of taking your erect penis, using it to point to call your shot to "knock one out of the park,"(Just like The Babe) grabbing the tip of it and pulling it back and turning your hips, taking a two hop side skip(Like Happy Gilmore's golf swing), then release the tip, turn your hips, swinging your member like a baseball bat, hard and fast and striking your target person somewhere in the face, crushing a Home Run by channeling the spirit of The Great Bambino, Babe Ruth! You are combining the legendary golf swing of Happy Gilmore and the HR smashing baseball swing of one of the greatest, and surely the most memorable baseball players of all time, to perform the most vicious, and awe inspiring penile assault that has, or will be accomplished! This "mushroom stamp" was designed by scientific experts to create the hardest hitting "pecker slap" in the history of the Universe, AND pay respects to two of the GREATEST of their kind.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day