The Foot Pocket Tee
The Foot Pocket: A practice, art, or profession, in which an individual (with or without a sock, no shoes allowed) aims to insert their foot into another individuals pocket (often a friend or on rare occasions, a random victim). Noun: A foot pocket Adjective: That pocket looks "foot pocketed" Polypocket: When an individual successfully penetrates both pockets of their victim. Kinda like killing two birds with one stone, impressive to say the least. Pocketee: The one being foot-pocketed (the victim in most cases). Pocketer: The one pocketing their victim. " My friend Quincy was wearing saggy sweatpants. My foot, bear, moist, drenched with fluids of bodily origins, and shaking with anticipation for the soon to be penetration, found its rightful home within the sagginess of Quincys steamy pocket. I have now completed a verified The Foot Pocket."
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means