The Electric Chair Position

Otherwise known as the Epileptic Entanglement. This sex position starts by the man sitting on some form of surface (ie chair, bed, etc). The women then sits down on the man as if she were sitting on a chair. After which, she furiously shines a flashlight on and off into his eyes, causing the man to have a seizure. The man then spasms while inside, resulting in indescribable pleasure for the woman. Side effects: Impregnation Bruising Welting Rashes Carpet Burn Loss of limbs Blindness Retardation Loss of hearing Stroke Clotting Death (Dont attempt while on period, or while pregnant)