The Downs Trap

The 'Downs Trap' is a more direct translation of the words 'boobie trap' from Spanish to English, with a minor spin for a more fitting definition. This is a step by step tutorial on how to intimidate the spectrum by performing the Downs Trap move: Step one: find a target, preferably with visible signs of autism, with difficulties of understanding social situations. Step two: raise your hands high above your head to look bigger and more intimidating. Step three: lock eye contact with the mentally disabled individual, blinking is optional. Step four: start counting down from 20 in an intimidating voice, slowly raising your voice level. Upon doing this move successfully, the target you have chosen will most likely be frozen in fear and unable to oppose any conflict, as their brain will be overloaded with confusion and primal terror. However, if your selected target responds with a retreat and occasional over-the-shoulder glances, you have failed the first step. Restart, pick your targets better and try again. And most importantly, don't forget to have fun!