The Code
The color code of sexual innuendos is used to make it easy to communicate any thoughts or happenings of the sexual or intimate nature. It’s discrete and allows you to explain yourself as explicitly or inexplicitly as you wish. To more specifically define your colors, shading is appropriately assigned; lighter implies innocence, and thusly, the darker you shade your colors the more impurity can be assumed. Use The Code to its full capability and give new meaning to the expression ‘colorful language.’ Yellow: self-gratification, masturbation Periwinkle: footsie, any leg to leg contact most often occurs under a table White: the most innocent of colors, hand holding Peach: cuddling, spooning, gentle eroticism, sweetly romantic Silver: sleeping over (no sexual contact implied) Dark Yellow: phone sex, cyber sex Light Orange: grinding Pink (various shades): kissing, anything from a peck on the cheek to lips to French to making out Green: hand to breast contact including several degrees of intensity i.e. over shirt, over bra Dark Green: hand to breast contact under bra, free boob Aqua: mouthification of the boobular region Dark Orange: the motions of sex fully clothed, dry humping Purple: any form of hand to genital contact, hand jobs, fingering Blue: any mouth to genital contact, oral sex, blow job Deep Blue: 69 Cinnamon: the state of being both in your underwear Flesh: full nudity of EITHER you OR one other person Tan: full nudity of you AND at least one other person Teal: showering with at least one other person Coral: fully nude rubbing without penetration; spooning naked with penile contact to other party’s body Cherry: stealing virginity Red: vaginal-penile interlocking, coition, intercourse, SEX Midnight Blue: one night stand Indigo: the use of whipped cream, chocolate or other flavorings Bronze: ménage à trois Gold: orgy Fuchsia: any form of intimacy between two people of the same gender (this color can be placed in front of the other steps, to modify them, like fuchsia pink=same sex kissing) Magenta: strap ons Brown: anal sex, bum raid Olive Green: facial Lime Green: bukkake Clover: boob sex, tittie fuck Plum: plushie sex, costume fetishes, roleplaying (but not into the realms of bondage) Black: dominatrix, sadism, masochism, bondage, handcuffs, ripped sheets, belts, etc. Dark Red: forced sexual intercourse Gray: not getting it up
The Urban Dictionary Tee
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this shit stays on during sex
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used it as a cum rag
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Size Chart
| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |