That's not what this is about tee
Yeah, stuff the fuck up Eric, your need to perpetually change what this about is making this take longer than it has to and what you want isn't going to be good for anybody. Hym "You can't say that stopping the stalking and harassment won't also stop suicide and children murder that is in direct response to the stalking and harassment so instead your need to control what the thing I'm doing is about. You lie to your followers about vapid jealousy and my mental health and how my baby dick is making me angry and it isn't even hard to do with how often I threaten to bludgeon old ladies to death. But that's the fat-cock signature move. Pick that low hanging fruit. And you can't say it because your know that it wouldn't be true. The truth is that they are trying to relegate this to me and only me and they are struggling to do so because there are also material benefits to me being around that they can extract for themselves. What they did was stumble across a pile of gold and now they are trying to shovel as much as they can into their very finite pockets while tell bystanders 'Hey, don't look over here! There's a crazy guy and I'm stopping him from murdering kids, really, but don't look and the truth is the opposite of everything this guy says' so they can look at me and tell themselves that they are better than me with pockets full of my gold.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
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Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!