Texas
The most ignorant state in the entire country...full of hard-headed fucktards who think their pathetic state is the best thing since sliced bread...Yeah, no one gives a shit that you all were once your own republic (your state sucked back then too)...so please, by all means, if you all think you can do better alone, then do us all a favor and secede to become your own country again and see how long you all last you dumbasses... Texas is also the only state to ever lose to the Mexican army...TWICE. And no, there were no heroes at the Alamo no matter what your ignorant 5th grade teacher or Hollywood told you...they were all killed in their sleep (may they rest in peace)...And if you don't believe it, look in a real unbiased history book... Half the state is a barren wasteland that should be used to test nuclear bombs and the other half is full of uneducated hicks with an unhealthy amount of pride about NOTHING (really, how is Texas better?...that's right, it's not, it's just another state)... And not just regular hicks, but FAT hicks- five Texas cities cracked the "10 Fattest Cities in America" according to Men's Fitness. Texas couldn't even come up with an original flag (they stole it from Chile). Face it, the US would be better off without this ignorant state and the ignorant, self-absorbed bastards that live there... So in short, Texas...you are a big bag of gay... An intelligent man once said..."There are only two things that come from Texas: steers and queers." And none of you all look like cattle to me (except those fat hicks in the back over there)...Texas, do us all a favor: Shut up about your faggot state, it's not that great.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
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Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
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